A Mess!

This video is a gosh darn shame. Entertaining nonetheless lol

Ladies...please take care of your hair....Keep in mind that you cant wear weave/braids all the damn time. Not good. Let your scalp breathe miss honey or else you gone end up with more patches then a quilt lmao

Shy Cookie VS the BOSS

I was laying on my bed doing my nails when I started to wonder: Do I have 2 personalities? I thought of this because during my job interview yesterday the manager had mentioned that outside of the workplace he was very anti-social but once in the work place he was friendly. I thought "That sounds a lot like me". Then I got to thinking am I one person with two different personalities? Is there this shy person that can transform into this confident boss? No. Not two personalities, just two parts of my psychic apparatus. Freud said that in every one's psyche there's the the id, the ego, and the super-ego...well I have the id, the shy cookie, and the BOSS.

Freud has been proven WRONG in a lot of his theories, but this one hasn't been disproven. In fact, it makes a lot of sense.

So, here's me:

The Shy Cookie isn't really that shy, just a tad bit anti-social. She doesn't want to be bothered and is often in her own world. I merge into Shy Cookie mode mostly when I'm shopping. That's probably why I'd rather shop alone. I'm in the zone and I don't want people to take me out of it.

The BOSS lady is confident. She walks around as if she owns the place yet she doesn't come off as being arrogant. She's very social and approachable. She's eager to help people and takes a lot of pride in her work. ImBOSS when I'm at work or at school.

[ I haven't been BOSS at the job I have now though..perhaps because I'm way out of my comfort zone at that place and I just don't care. No Worries...My new job starts next week. ]

And then there's the id. We all have one.

The id is a mass of instinctive drives and impulses, and demands immediate satisfaction. It's responsible for our basic drives such as food, water, sex, and basic impulses. It is amoral and egocentric, ruled by the pleasure–pain principle; it is without a sense of time, completely illogical, primarily sexual, infantile in its emotional development, and will not take "no" for an answer. It is regarded as the reservoir of the libido or "instinctive drive to create".

My Show Has Returned!

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 2 is finally here! Yes!! Now, for those of you who don't know.... my favorite show of ALL TIME is Desperate Housewives but the new season starts in the fall so..... The Real Housewives of Atlanta shall sustain me until then. I love it! Its sooo drama-filled and messy. My favorite used to be DeShawn but since she's not on the show anymore I guess I'll go with Lisa for now..... BUT I must say...Nene is really growing up. She's coming off a lot more mature this season. Kudos to you Nene! Sheree is still a tight lipped bitch who thinks she's better than everyone but I just love how she handled that party planner. "Who gon check me boo?"<-- CLASSIC. Kim is still a synthetic wig wearing sad excuse of a woman. Bitch get a job. The new chick Kandii is YAWN. She bores me. I don't like her. She looks more manly than Nene does. That cant be good. But as a whole, I look forward to this season. Should be entertaining =]

I <3 Wendy

I've been listening to Wendy Williams on the radio for about 7 years now and I just love her. I mean, YEAH she's a haute ass mess...but at least she KNOWS she's a mess and embraces it lol How sad...But anywho I love her honesty, her realness. I do think she may have some issues though but who doesn't? Her last day on radio was yesterday and I really am going to miss her. I wish her luck with her messy ass TV show though lol

As much as I cringe when she jiggles her arm fat, messes up her lines, or takes her wig off on stage...I LOVE IT! lol

Check Out Wendy's Last Show

Lil Wayne had something to say about my aunt Wendy...Ummm Fuck a Lil Wayne =]

Here's an old story I did on Wendy on my old blog.

Shy?

I've been thinkin about my alias a lot lately....Obviously I go by Shy (or Sharice). But I don't think I'm really that shy. I think I just use that as an excuse to be anti-social lol...Not saying that's a good thing but that's pretty much what it is. I mean there are some times where I truly am just shy...but don't we all have those moments? Idk...Just a random thought.

Publish Post

Sorry for the Hiatus

I been gone for a minute. Now I'm back with the JUMPOFF!!! lol Sorry I been gone for so long..but no worries cause IM BACK! I plan on updating my blog regularly from now on. But for the quickest updates just check my TWITTER =]

My Trip XD

Okai so as some of you already know, I went to Florida about a month ago. My mom, my cousin, and I stayed with Grandma...and let me just say....Granny is living good! She lives in this really upscale apartment complex in Ft Lauderdale. You can see the lake and the golf course from her patio. Plus, they have jacuzzis, pools, gyms, and tennis courts. The downside: 80% of the folks who live there are old as fuck.. Ahh good ass Florida.

<-The view from Grandma's House


I enjoyed my stay at Granny's house anyway. She's the Jamaican version of Madea so she kept us laughing. I also went to the Golden Carrol for the first time ever. That place is food heaven. I just found out they DO have that here in NY..But its all the way in wack ass Albany...WTF is it doing there?...Anywho....I also did a lot of swimming while at Granny's house. We went to the pool like everyday and we went to the beach. Twas' nice. So after spending 3 days in Florida, it was time for the main attraction...the CRUISE!!! Now, the first time I went on a cruise I was about 10 and I got really sea sick...Didn't do anything but stay in my room and eat grapes (that's the only thing I could keep down) BUT THIS TIME WAS THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE! The ship was fuckin huge! We never even felt it moving. It was said that there were 3200 passengers but I swear it seemed more like 500. We kept seeing the same people everyday lol ....

So the average day on the Cruise goes as follows:

8 am - Wake up & Shower

9 am - Buffet Styled Breakfast

10 am - Get off the ship

In the Bahamas - [Swim, Eat, Shop]

4 pm - Get back on the ship

6 pm - Dinner at a fancy restaurant..or buffet (your choice)

7 pm - Get ready fo rthe night's events

8 pm - Comedy Show (drinking liquor starts here)

9 pm - Karaoke or Adult Quest Game Show (By this time we're buzzed)

11 - 4 am - PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

The Cruise was only 3 days so the first day we didn't get off the ship. We boarded about 11 that morning and then walked around the ship for a bit. We had to do a Drill and put on our life vests and wait on the deck. It was hot as fuck and we had to be all huddled up with strangers but anything for safety!



After the safety routine we headed back to our room. It was 3 of us to a room, and the rooms were pretty small but it was all good cause those beds were comfy as hell =] Each room had 2 bed and a cute little couch that had a pull out bed...We took turns sleeping on it....[Note to self: Next time you go on a cruise, drop some serious bank for the Oceanview balcany suite] ...

The people who worked on the cruise were VERY nice and accommodating. One of the guys were telling us that they are on ships for 10 months out of the year..That fuckin sucks. Can you imagine having a family with that type of work schedule? ...And they work hard but don't get paid well.

Anyway the first day they had a Sail Away BBQ. It was fun but right after we did the electric slide it started pouring raining. Even with the rain pouring down, some girl stayed on the dance floor. She was this mentally challenged white girl with glasses (no lie) and she had a black girl booty. Now, you may laugh but that girl right there knows how to have fun. A lot of people were laughing at her. Some even started recording her...probably with the intention to upload her on youtube for a few laughs. smh. She couldn't dance for shit but so what...she was enjoying her self. But I must say........she took it too far on the last night. We had an all white party on the deck and this girl had on a white dress and started opening her legs on STAGE. I mean she literally LIED ON HER BACK and opened her legs!. smh again. But, uh whatever floats your boat I guess.

The comedy shows were sooooo much fun! Those comedians were surprisingly hilarious...or maybe it was the drinks.. lol Either way it was great. Me and my cousins also did karaoke...It was my first time doin that in public ...We sang "Stop in the Name of Love" by the Supremes. -->[my cousin's choice of song] ...Right when it was time for us to go up and do our song, my mom and aunt walked in..."Lawd hammercy" lol ...They loved it though.

And when we weren't doing karaoke we were playing this Adult Quest Game Show..OMFG THAT WAS SOO MUCH FUN! That shit was getting wild though. lol Women flashing their tits... Men walking around the lounge with nothing but draws and lipstick on...and much more crazy antics. The object of the game was to show the host whatever he wanted to see and the group with the most points got a prize....So, for example he would say "I want to see a woman's G-string on a man's head"...and women would rush to take their panties off and put it on a guys head for points LOL It was mad fun =D

The parties were a lot of fun too. The music was good...They played a lot of Michael Jackson, of course. Every time they played him the crowd went wild. We were all doing (or attempting to do) the thriller dance....Ahh Good times. And mannnn when they played that Fat Man Scoop / Black Sheep mix we went nuts. Then there was the toga party...(my first toga party ever)...There were workers at the door who would wrap you up in togas in all different styles. It was cool.

THE BAHAMAS

The Bahamas were really nice. We went on a tour of the island of Nassau. Twas' nice. It reminded me a lot of Jamaica so nothing really surprised me. We got to see where Anna Nicole was buried and the Bob Marley resort. The beach was really nice. I actually swam with fish! It was creepy at first but I got used to it. We went to Atlantis and saw the aquarium...That was nice...I have a bunch of videos of the fishes and stingrays. We also went to the "market"....Now that was chaotic. Reminded me of May Pen in Jamaica, Fordham Road in the Bronx, and Canal Street in Manhattan, but 5 times more crazy lol We were only at the market for 40 minutes and there were 2 crashes smh ...I didn't buy much in the Bahamas. And I didn't buy anything on the ship either. My plan was to save all my pocket money for when I returned to NY so I can go Shopping =D ....I did end up buying a couple key chains though...It actually surprised me how cheap stuff in the Bahamas were. Its wayyy more expensive in Jamaica. We got key chains, wooden flutes, shirts, all for a dollar each. And the best thing is that U.S. money has the same value as Bahamian money...Wait...that might not be a good thing lol

Anyway to wrap things up...I had the best time EVER!! And I cant wait to go on another cruise. Hopefully this time we won't run the room bill up to 500 bucks =]